AUI is all about learning and gaining valuable life skills and all that jazz but let's face it, a big part of uni is about partying it up. Student party-goers come in all shapes and sizes, some more hardcore than others. There are those who want to party all night and the next day, and those who like to discuss their dissertation titles in the middle of the dance floor.
Scroll down to check out all the types of people you'll find at a typical "Party in Hell". Let us know in the comments if we've missed any out!
#1 The dancing like nobody's
watching person
Something's taken
over this person's body and they're dancing alone and it's kind of beautiful, especially when it's Beyoncé's "Crazy in Love". (#CHTI7A)
#2 The Antisocial Couple
Nothing sets the mood
for an intimate, romantic date like 120 other people spilling drinks on you while
you ignore them. (#weirdos)
#3 The Aggressive Shot Pusher
Yes, yes, we’ve all
heard the song. No, please don’t start singing it. Fine, fine, we’ll all take a
shot as long as you stop yelling. (#NEMO)
#4 The One Who Could Puke at Any Second
There’s always that
one person who’s not looking too good. (#KOKO)
#5 The Selfie Paparazzo
This one cannot let a
single party moment go by undocumented. Once these photos are posted on FB,
everyone’s gonna laugh so hard. So even mom, dad, and Dr. Hamelin know exactly what you do on the weekends. Thanks for that. (#SISSIR)
#6 “You can’t sit with us”
clique
Obviously, everyone
should wear whatever they want. But 5-inch heels seem like the perfect choice for a
messy Chalet where everyone is drinking out of plastic cups. (#theoffice)
#7 The One Who Awkwardly Hits on Everyone
This is the guy who,
when he gets to the party, has to kiss all the 120 people in the party on the
cheeks, 30 seconds per cheek, and calls you sweet names. Suddenly, all the
girls in the party become: Chouchou, kbida, and zzine. (#UHUSTICK)
#8 The Playlist Hijacker
The Playlist Hijacker
is a control freak ready to take this party to the next level, so climb aboard
their spaceship of sweet jams. Thanks Dj Yes_In for taking us on your musical spaceship. (#Yes_In)
#9 The non-student
Someone's cousin,
boyfriend or a stranger on the street. They'll pop in and ask: "Is my mate
Yassine here?" or "Is this a private party?"
YOU DON'T EVEN GO
HERE.
#10 The Sleeper
The Sleeper just got a
lil’ tuckered out. But right after this nap it’s back to partying. Possibly
with a p***s drawn on the face.
#11 The wallflower
This person will just sit and watch and shuffle their feet and then probably leave.
#12 The bailer
These people get in, have a drink and after 5 mins go home or leave for a different party. *sad tear*
#13 Deep Convo Spiraler
Are you ready to get
real? Because this person is drunk and just took Comparative political systems with Dr. Lounnas so get ready for some truth bombs. And if you don’t like truth bombs,
better hide in the bathroom because the minimum time on this conversation is
five hours (#KATSU)
#14 The MC
A party is not a party without the MC! Meet MC MAMS. The heart and soul of Party in Hell. You didn't come to Party In Hell to sit down, He is here to remind you of that. SO get up and DANCEEE!
"Et Joyeux anniversaire à ***, ainsi qu'à sa princesse ***". (#MCMAMS)
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